Megan · 20 · English Literature MajorLITERALLY SCREAMING
OH MY FUCKING GOD
DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU DON’T LIKE PROFANITY.
BUT THIS IS SO HILARIOUS.
BrilliantA Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District
Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.Everyone watch this. Please. Amazing and … just…so moving.
YES.
the faces the audience makes at the end.BOOM
woah.
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(Source: what-is-this-i-dont-even, via sweet-fixation)
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Life is now complete
omfg
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.
…
my mouth dropped open and i SCREAMED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS THE BEST.
(Source: flyingscotsman, via ilovedeers)
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”
The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”
“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”
“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”
The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.
The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.
“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.
It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.
—
You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.
I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.
Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?
And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.
When people ask me ‘what is tumblr?’ I am going to point to this post.
(Source: mockingjew, via sillylittle-ninnynoddle)
Wow, just wow. This video is so, powerful.
I’m crying… this is so beautiful.
Right in the feels.
that’s okay.
i didn’t need those tears anyway
(via korra-ism)
The un-aired pilot episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender W/out commentary.
IN FULL HD
Holy crap, that’s so cool! I’ve never seen it before :D
I don’t know if I’ve missed this flowing around virally or if it hasn’t hit it yet, but I need to put this up here today. I’m not asking you to watch another propaganda video, I’m not asking you to donate anything, I’m not asking you to buy kits, but I am asking to allow you to educate yourself further on what other rights the LGBT community is deprived of. To those out there who think that the sanction of marriage is a small price to take, there is more than just that. You take our humane right but you also take our legal and social rights. You take our dignity, and I can’t stand for it any longer.
Please, take the 10 minutes to watch this. And after you do, make your way over to http://facebook.com/equalloveequalrights
Start talking.
Voices need to be heard.
Stories need to continue to be heard.
We have a right to win. We cannot let this turn into more of a social genocide then it already has.
Share. Reblog.
(Source: peenisseverlark, via peenisseverlark)
Open the gates and seize the day. Don’t be afraid and don’t delay. Nothing can break us. No one can make us give our rights away. Arise and seize the -
EVERYDAY I’M SHUFFLIN’.
How it really happened. Obviously.
FROM HENCE FORTH ALL OTHER MEN IN EXISTENCE ARE MEANINGLESS
ACTUALLY CRYING ALL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS WILL NEVER COMPARE
(Source: jeremyrennersarms, via afigureofspeech)
HAHA caught my dog on tape. She gets SO upset when you stop petting her x)
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